I tried. »
I’ve tried so hard to make you happy, make things better and always, always be there for you. I did everything I could, okay? God. I’m sorry. I’m not perfect, but I tried. How many other people tried as hard as I did? Please, tell me who the hell beat me in this?
I mean, really? All I ever did…
(Source: still-not-quite-enough)
When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all
“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”
“Yup.”
“Positive?”
“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all
Until I cut it , then they’re all
“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”
PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
omg haha fucking genius
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